katybyrd

ok, so everything was going great...good day in general, go to open the garage door and WHAM, right at neck level is this descending spider coming from the door frame in front of me. it isn't a regular spider though...NOOOO, not only is it swinging, inches from my chin, its legs crawling in the air and reaching out for my flesh...it happens to be the kind of exaggeration you hear in spider stories. the big white, giant spider. a good two inches in diameter if you were able to measure it, with legs thick that could be cracked and eaten like crab meat. this spider's size is so visually overwhelming that it does not just have a body and legs, but it had additional little spines on its legs which are even darker in color than the rest of its frightening white body. with the wellbutrin, i was well on my way to a heart attack. i'm not going back in the garage until it is light out and i can safely release the spider...ooooo shit. oooooo really big gross shit. i am so close to being ok with spiders too, why do they have to get like that?